Fat penguins to break the ice...get it? Lol. I will be honest. I can not describe myself in a box. I'd rather meet publicly for a bit or chat on here for a little while. I am born and raised in Cali. I am a Lakers fan I am an essential worker who works the nights, but my schedule is pretty set. I am mobile to do almost anything. I am mostly on here looking for fun since I've become recently single, and no way I am ready to hop into another relationship. I am kind of a quirky person? Not sure, but my coworkers tell me I am. I am funny....funny lookin! My humor tends to be situational based, but I know a few good jokes too. But one thing for sure, I am very straight forward and will tell you things I want. I do have my manners though. I can not go through life without talking kindly at first. I will always start a convo with Hellos, how are you doing, and other polite intros. I do read your profiles if I do message you, so I am somewhat prepared to talk about YOU and usually know what I am getting into based on your profile. I can talk about me too when asked. One thing in bed I will tell for now is....I love to lick. I can go for awhile licking down there, and I can be happy with licking a good pussy [B]More profile under construction[/B]

My Ideal Person A girl with the right chemistry to see if we are even compatible in and outside of the bedroom. I am a bit picky to the ladies. I require some sort of verification of either telling the code word of POTATO or Provide a face pic giving a thumbs up.

I know what I want. I would prefer if my partner loves to receive and give oral. Even better if you like the number 69

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Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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