Okay I am sick and tired of all of these pretenses!! I hate the way this site sets up your profiles for you. I am a decent, funny, 49 year old man. I have blue eyes and brown/Grey hair. Hell no I will not color it. It is what it is. LOL!! I own my own business for several years now. I am a country boy (raised in Alabama) with a cosmopolitan attitude. I love country music and Beethoven as well. I love ALABAMA football and catfishing. I also love the arts and anything historical. I love museums and can easily sit thru a play or an opera. I am in the middle of a divorce and don't want to play games with people or have anyone play games with me. All of us earn what we get so don't feel sorry for me. No I did not cheat, and no she didn't either. I am not a broken man, nor am I lonely. I just want to rebuild my life with good people around me. Are you one of them. Long term relationships are what I am looking for. I want women around me who like to laugh and play. No gamess!!! I have never measured the size of my PECKER!!! It has always worked whenever I needed it to and I have had NO complaints. If you see my Dick, it will be after we have met and we are ready to get it on!. The per you see in my pics is me. No pretense. If he is good looking enough for you, then contact me. If he is not, then keep looking for those liars out there. LOL!! All of you Nigerian liars out there. Leave me alone. I am not looking for a 20 year old nympho whose father just died and she needs a sponser to the US so she can live happily with her "true love". LOL!! Email me Ladies if you want someone who is funny,educated, sensual,and confident in who he is and what he is. I am no ones "Sugar Daddy"! I want ladies who are educated and emotionally and financially secure. CAN YOU HANDLE THAT!!! Or do you prefer to keep playing games online with guys who pretend yet never deliver? Please no ladies under 33. I want someone with whom I can talk and share things. If you Love history, Alabama Football, and fishing, and can sit thru Phantom Of the Opera, then that would be a plus. I also Like to play Poker. No I dont have a Harley and Never will. I do have a truck. LOL!! And I look good in a Business Suit, Tux, or a pair of Jeans and T-Shirt. And when I wear either, I look like belong in them. I also Like Golf. Man!!! I am glad I got all of that out of the way!! If you looked this far, then you must be intriqued!!

My Ideal Person I want you to know that I am SICK of pretense. Come on women!! Don't send a picture of your Pussy and Tits then say you are looking for a long term relationship with meaning. LOL!! Just say what you really want. THere is not harm in that. If you are on this site looking for a guy, then show Pictures of your face!!! I like unwrapping my gifts myself. It is no fun seeing the present before it is given. It takes all the mysterious sexual tension out of the equation. Lets face it girls, everyone of you have a pussy and tits!!!! It is the smile, the beautiful eyes, the hair, and the attitude that turns a guy on. Don't Degrade yourselves then say you only want one man. Hell anyone can show their parts. It is not what makes you unique. I want unique people in my life, not something anyone can get and see for free!!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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